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(8 replies, posted in TF2)

Good news! I'm NOT dead yet. But my gaming time has gone elsewhere considering work. Also I finally got oblivion..................

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(11 replies, posted in TF2)

Well regardless who's update it is, they're teasing King of the Hill on the tf2 blog.

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(9 replies, posted in news and announcements)

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/497/26093094.png

Testing 1 2..... Testing......

Is this thing on?


Ok. Well since Mjollnir isn't exactly in right now to make a post... I'm going to tell you why he's busy.

You see, after using the server for as long as we have...... its become apparent the admin code has a bit of issues. So we're switching from BAT to Sourcemod because it's a bit more reliable and has a ton more options. The problem is..... well it's not what one would call "User Friendly". We'll get a post up (Soonish) about how to do what you do right now..... so be patient.

Another thing, We need to use xFire to communicate. have it running in case steam somehow dies in game like it does. Ok? And especially if we ever get a scrim going.

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(11 replies, posted in Community Stuff)

a crazy big image. so it doesn't mess with the margins and shit.

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(3 replies, posted in news and announcements)

Um.... we don't really care about number of posts? It's quality. Not quantity.

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(2 replies, posted in news and announcements)

Silverddragn wrote:

how come i never see this Gas Danon?

Because I never really was on your side.

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(20 replies, posted in Mmoarpagas)

are you saying the Large Hadron Collider Powers WOW?

Shit.

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(53 replies, posted in elrandom)

Hey at least we haven't hit Godwin's Law yet.

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(14 replies, posted in TF2)

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4874/84323989.jpg

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(11 replies, posted in elrandom)

You want proof that the cancer killing /b is everywhere?

Omegle.com it's a place where you can talk to anyone anywhere. but you don't know who.

after doing a couple where I was doing a magic trick. It's simple really..........

I decided to do one without any real meme in particular.

without further adieu..... little men steal our kart.

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z148/Das_ganon/Heavyomegle.png

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(53 replies, posted in elrandom)

Yeah, but we can do stuff OTHER then just programming. Like I donno.... build the real black mesa?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_osrVjnPbdEM/SL6O2afSIrI/AAAAAAAAD98/RRs2hXdgg-4/s1600/Gordon%2BFreeman%2BSpotted%2BAt%2BCERN.jpg

Don't Worry! We got an emergency response package as well for the guy

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/11/sandro_01.jpg

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(13 replies, posted in FPS games)

I loved battlefield 1942 and if that had a ranking system.... well.....  but I was even better at Desert combat. I love taking out planes with the Abrams. And I was OK at 2....... but.... well. somehow The switch made me not good to save my life and while I was getting first a ton.... eventually I salted and burned the battlefield series because I got a "Not Valid CD" error despite the fact I actually bought the game. Also It was crazy unbalanced, but I digress.

and it had an "unlocking exp system" like tf2 does now, and I'm OK with that. what bugs me is that the last time I got an unlock was just before they rolled out the update where they had the p90 and MP7 and then my game died.

I might give heroes a try. Actually that's a lie. I WILL give heroes a try. the question is, is it balanced enough for me to not uninstall it instantaneously.

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(11 replies, posted in Community Stuff)

http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/21d1e0569b8d0bced83fae12a2c9fa4b.jpg

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(13 replies, posted in FPS games)

I donno, I can go either way actually but it's really obvious I'm a PC gamer because every game I play under my profile I've got the sensitivity maxed out. (and what's really fun is the fact I can win (only in swords) against a guy who's being paid by the college to do 'online studies' for his psychology thesis. IE how halo 3 effects mental states. Basically he reconfirmed the "Internet fuckwad theory" which is: Normal person + Audience + Total anonymity - requirement for victory = Fuckwad and he does halo 3 basically 25/7. It's hilarious seeing him get angry because he knows I never touch the game. But I digress (Jesus, I say Digress a lot)) But I know the reason for this: The first true game I played on a PC? (Dad has been an IT guy since before IT really meant anything. So I grew up playing PC games) Wolfenstein 3d when it came OUT. that either shows that playing FPS's since you were 2 (until I was 4 it wasn't play the game it was "This is colorful! hey I can move forward! Why is that guy shooting at me?!? *Cries*) isn't wrong for you psychologically, or that it just embeds the system of looking into your cerebellum. Still......... Most of my skill when it comes to halo or tf2 or whatnot is really just instinct..... and it's why I improve best during LAN. Because I subconsciously read emotions and behaviors (this is part of that guys report) and while I know that Buddy Loves sniping from the top of the ruins on that remade halo 2 map in halo 3 (You know the one, has the huge rotating..... Thing in the center) I can't figure that out for the life of me online. Meh.

wow I'm a rant addict. /Rant

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(13 replies, posted in FPS games)

heh....... You know what's funny? I am fantastic at console shooters (Friend's dorm room has a 360 and 4 controllers during college season with his hd tv. stop by there between classes) and yet..... I have no 360 and after hearing about how microsoft is going to do more crap to steal money from you for no reason (you pay for live? well lets put a bunch of ads on it!) and while it is a dedicated service and while there aren't any independent servers OK, I can concede Pay to play. Sure. but ads? really? I could be fine with ads so its free or pay so there's no ads.... but both?..... I digress.

Also you know what really bugs me about console gaming actually? the same thing that bugs me about PC gaming. More specifically Starcraft II.

Because they're slowly getting rid of all the "Play as a group in your house features". Starcraft is popular still. Why? Cheap and it's fantastic to Lan. So what do they do for starcraft 2? There isn't a lan feature. You have to get on the internet. To get back to your house. "But Ganon!" you say. "Steam does the same thing!" Not true. Steam has Offline and if you get it to work right you can lan! I've done it before and it works WELL. But what does this have to do with console gaming? let's go back in time.... to a time called "360 Launch time" about oh... November 15th 2005. Call of duty 2. The last Infinity ward game of world war II. A game that was brilliant in single player, had online... and split screen. Basically all your modes and such in cod 4 but in world war 2. Except for one thing. Online and split screen were nay identical. You had the same kits, the same modes... but you didn't need to download new maps for 492.35 microsoft fun bucks. You had the game in its entirety. PERIOD. And you had variety in weapons for both teams while in split screen. What does cod 4 have? Well you have customizable kits and everything! New maps! and oh wait. that requires internet, and money. Well lets see what the kits are at least. There's the grenade whore, who everyone will yell at for having martyrdom and using the grenade launcher all the time..... there's the warfighter which is the perfect kit.... except everyone's using it and unless you have the sensitivity on 10, there's no way the dpi will let you hit beans with the g3 sniper. There's the Defender aka: Shotgun you never used but you just run around with the c4 in hand plant places. blow some up. You died? Oh look you dropped a grenade. And while yes, because classes have been out for a bit I had to look up info on the splitscreen kit names, and ok you can save prekits for split screen........ but here's the problem. it's the same problem earlier. It requires a level 55 prestiege cap..... what the fuck does that mean? It means you need internet in the first place...... .fucking A. No thank you. i'll take my cod 2 with OK graphics and fantastic depth range (as in you can snipe without fog! Amazing!) because it has everything. Just like starcraft . and that's why I have never Bought a console game or a console for that matter since the nintendo 64........ I have only touched ONE MMO, and that was Earth and Beyond. I'm serious. And unless a company comes out with all the stuff out front..... OTHER than valve in this day and age, I won't even consider consoles because.... lets face it......... Valve has yet to update consoles really. (OK they updated left 4 dead... but they still haven't done anything with tf2.... and sony people are absolutely fucked)


So unless i get everything when I buy a game. I won't do it. and that's why I'm a PC gamer................ as well as a guy who loves hats and drinks rum. I need a parrot.

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(53 replies, posted in elrandom)

well, we Germans are basically identical except for math books we have physics and chemistry ones. (My major by the way.... but I digress) still we're a little more useful practically then guys who can't do much other then calculus.

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(53 replies, posted in elrandom)

because it's google language tools. The problem with translators like that? It'll never sound right or anything..... give it a few years. Text can't translate right.

So HA!

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(7 replies, posted in elrandom)

Guys guys.

NDH. Really. It's got everything. It has techno/trance (depends on the artist) it has metal, and it has casual. Observe! Mind you this is from the original artist. But.... it's not the most famous band who does this. I'm not saying who, because when you watch these It'll become pretty obvious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_C7lAJ7gk4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BpwImS4yyY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJuw1oeIQeE

and the most known case? well coincidentally they're known not for what is remotely their best song. It's really odd. Here's one of their better vids, which is appropriate due to it being (er was......) 4th of July

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T7Hfx7NmBI


(Oh! and guys...... Url Tags [*URL][/*URL] surrounding your links = awesome. No * in it though. went and made the thread easy to click through and everything.)

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(53 replies, posted in elrandom)

Gut tun wir Deutsche es ziemlich genau identisch, ausgenommen wir es mit Physik- und Chemiebüchern tun. (Mein Major zu wirklich ..... aber ich schweifen) ab, noch ....... Mindestens kann unser Wissen angewandt sein…


Rep for translation? Mua ha ha ha. I love being trilingual.

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(11 replies, posted in Community Stuff)

Simple My Dear Sir! You see, It's Identical to the Screenshot Contest...... except there's no Prize except the Lols from your Komrades pissing themselves. It's that Simple!

And who knows? Maybe the dead (Topics) rise?

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(11 replies, posted in Community Stuff)

Alas! The Screenshot Contest is Over (Over what? AMIRITE?) Still...... can't just have it take up pointless space.

So I hereby Decree that this thread is a Wild Screenshot Game Reserve.

Post Away!

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(53 replies, posted in elrandom)

I'm ALSO too lazy so here's one from MY facebook.

I has a pirate hat. I win.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2326/40/34/672982190/n672982190_1946921_9349.jpg

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(8 replies, posted in Game and Movie Reviews)

He does, but that's the cost of Maximum fat and maximum muscle. Also the game can't do bald right. Ugh.

Although I love how you can customize pretty much everything. that's a plus.

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(3 replies, posted in Community Stuff)

Mjollnir wrote:

big_smile
fpsbanana link
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9208/datj.png
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2616/datscreen1.jpg
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/288/datscreen2.jpg

WAT. I leave for a while as I get my connection at home working right....... AND THIS IS WHAT I FIND!?!


I'm outta here.


*Slams door, burns rubber*

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(3 replies, posted in Srs Clan Stuff)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/06/halodesktop.jpg

Yes, this is Halo 3 (Sigh) but there's something awesome about this scene. And that's because It's not actually a scene from halo 3.

It is in fact, a desktop.

The Grenades are icons, the characters are links, the points are your ram and cpu usage and the health is a media player.

Wouldn't a TF2 version be awesome?

http://lifehacker.com/5297193/the-halo-3-hud-desktop